sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
the frenchiest fry
I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
i wish tumblr showed how many people viewed your post so you could work out how many users scrolled past your post without liking it and then find out where they live